ratchet, not righteous.

"ask away."   who, me?   

just peruse the posts; perhaps it will present you with this possibility: i'm one of the kinda cool kids who thinks that she's *really* cool, hence the reason why she's only kinda cool, because cool kids don't *think* they're cool; they just are.

twitter.com/_RDotElle:

    The DIY Couturier: 21 Tips to Keep Your Shit Together When You're Depressed. →

    rosalindrobertson:

    A while ago, I penned a fairly angry response to something circulating on the internet – the 21 Habits of Happy People. It pissed me off beyond belief, that there was an inference that if you weren’t Happy, you simply weren’t doing the right things.

    I’ve had depression for as long as I can…

    YES TO THIS.

    — 1 month ago with 14767 notes
    based on a true story.

    we were friends. you may have loved me then, but i was just your friend. then we loved each other. then i left you. but you still loved me. then we became friends again. then we weren’t. then we were. then we weren’t. et cetera. then you were there when i needed you the most, and we were friends again. i think you loved me all the while. then i loved you back. then we loved each other. then you left me. but i still loved you. you may have still loved me but i didn’t feel it. then you showed it again. and we love/hated each other for a long time. then i stopped loving you. we tried to be friends again but you still loved me and i didn’t love you and so friendship was never feasible. now i lowkey hate you. i guess you still love me. but i don’t care anymore.

    i’m not proof reading this. fuck a typo. k bye.

    — 6 months ago
    thatplate:

“Who sh*tted in the greenbean casserole?” -via Michelle 




NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    thatplate:

    “Who sh*tted in the greenbean casserole?” -via Michelle 

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    — 6 months ago with 86 notes
    thatplate:

“Gloria Velez should probably stick to basting herself with baby oil before she shoots King mag covers because this looks like a turkey after it ate Taco Bell.” -via @John__Juan 



*Big Sean voice* OH GOD!

    thatplate:

    “Gloria Velez should probably stick to basting herself with baby oil before she shoots King mag covers because this looks like a turkey after it ate Taco Bell.” -via @John__Juan 

    *Big Sean voice* OH GOD!
    — 6 months ago with 85 notes

    thatplate:

    Y’all know how I feel about styrofoam plates. And are those raisins? 

    “She got a ring on doe & you don’t.” Shut up.

    what is this!!??????
    — 6 months ago with 28 notes

    “My 6 year old is in love with my 8 month old.”

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    (Source: bonnea-archive, via twins-addict)

    — 6 months ago with 141193 notes
    1926. If Harry Potter Was An Anime.

    strugglingtobeheard:

    kinkyturtle:

    youngblackandvegan:

    crackerhell:

    fahrlight:

    I’ll always reblog it when I see it because this is the COOLEST THING I EVER SAW!

    i would watch the shit out of this

    if you weren’t immediately impressed and in awe, we can’t be friends

    I will never not reblog this. 

    This is fucking amazing, omg I need this.

    (Source: reddit.com)

    — 6 months ago with 129638 notes

    she got the moves like Jagger…loooooooool.

    — 6 months ago
    poetic justice.

    “Every time I write these words, they become a taboo. Making sure my punctuation curve, every letter is true. Living my life in the margin, and that metaphor was proof. I’m talking poetic justice, poetic justice. If I told you that a flower bloomed in a dark room, would you trust it? I mean, you need to hear this: love is not just a verb, it’s you looking in the mirror. Love is not just a verb, it’s you looking for it, maybe. Call me crazy: we can both be insane. A fatal attraction is common, and what we have common is pain. I mean, you need to hear this. Love is not just a verb, and I can see power steering…sex drive when you swerve, I want that interference. It’s coherent, I can hear it, mmhmm. That’s your heartbeat. It either caught me, or it called me, mmhmm. Breathe slow, and you’ll find gold mines in these lines. Sincerely, yours truly. And right before you go blind: P.S…..”

    -Kendrick.

    — 6 months ago

    greenstate:

    odgw:

    in an unfortunate coincidence, mitt romney failed to create a job for himself

    lmfao!

    (via anotsosadsong)

    — 6 months ago with 45674 notes
    coolchicksfromhistory:

emilys-list:

New Hampshire is the first state to have an ALL FEMALE delegation, including EMILY’s List women - Maggie Hassan, Senator Jeanne Shaheen, Ann McLane Kuster and Carol Shea-Porter. Click Like if you LOVE this!

New Hampshire’s Delegation to the 113th Congress: Senator Kelly Ayotte (R, not pictured), Senator Jeanne Shaheen (D), Representative Ann McLane Kuster (D), and Representative Carol Shea-Porter (D).  
New Hampshire’s Governor Elect: Maggie Hassan (D)
Live free or die ladies.

    coolchicksfromhistory:

    emilys-list:

    New Hampshire is the first state to have an ALL FEMALE delegation, including EMILY’s List women - Maggie Hassan, Senator Jeanne Shaheen, Ann McLane Kuster and Carol Shea-Porter. Click Like if you LOVE this!

    New Hampshire’s Delegation to the 113th Congress: Senator Kelly Ayotte (R, not pictured), Senator Jeanne Shaheen (D), Representative Ann McLane Kuster (D), and Representative Carol Shea-Porter (D).  

    New Hampshire’s Governor Elect: Maggie Hassan (D)

    Live free or die ladies.

    — 6 months ago with 2056 notes
    faineemae:

Tulsi Gabbard becomes first Hindu-American in US Congress
Washington, Nov 7 — While all five Indian-American candidates hoping to enter the US Congress lost out, Tulsi Gabbard today created history by becoming the first Hindu-American to enter the US House of Representatives.
An Iraq war veteran, 31-year-old Gabbard defeated K. Crowley of the Republican Party with a handsome margin in Hawaii’s second Congressional district. Her victory has been cheered by the Hindu-American community across the country.
The heavily Democratic district also elected one of two Buddhists to have ever served in the Congress, Mazie Hirono, who won her seat in 2006 but is now running for the US Senate.
Born in American Samoa to a Catholic father and a Hindu mother, Gabbard moved to Hawaii when she was two. In 2002, at age 21, she was elected to the Hawaii state legislature.
The next year, she joined the Hawaii National Guard, and in 2004 was deployed to Baghdad as a medical operations specialist. After completing officers’ training, she was deployed to Kuwait in 2008 to train the country’s counter-terrorism units.
“Although there are not very many Hindus in Hawaii, I never felt discriminated against. I never really gave it a second thought growing up that any other reality existed, or that it was not the same everywhere,” Gabbard said in a statement soon after she took an unbeatable lead over her Republican challenger.
“On my last trip to the mainland, I met a man who told me that his teenage daughter felt embarrassed about her faith, but after meeting me, she’s no longer feeling that way,” Gabbard said.
“He was so happy that my being elected to Congress would give hope to hundreds and thousands of young Hindus in America, that they can be open about their faith, and even run for office, without fear of being discriminated against or attacked because of their religion,” Gabbard said.
At 21, Gabbard became the youngest person elected to the Hawaii legislature. At 23, she was the state’s first elected official to voluntarily resign to go to war. At 28, she was the first woman to be presented with an award by the Kuwait Army National Guard.

    faineemae:

    Tulsi Gabbard becomes first Hindu-American in US Congress

    Washington, Nov 7 — While all five Indian-American candidates hoping to enter the US Congress lost out, Tulsi Gabbard today created history by becoming the first Hindu-American to enter the US House of Representatives.

    An Iraq war veteran, 31-year-old Gabbard defeated K. Crowley of the Republican Party with a handsome margin in Hawaii’s second Congressional district. Her victory has been cheered by the Hindu-American community across the country.

    The heavily Democratic district also elected one of two Buddhists to have ever served in the Congress, Mazie Hirono, who won her seat in 2006 but is now running for the US Senate.

    Born in American Samoa to a Catholic father and a Hindu mother, Gabbard moved to Hawaii when she was two. In 2002, at age 21, she was elected to the Hawaii state legislature.

    The next year, she joined the Hawaii National Guard, and in 2004 was deployed to Baghdad as a medical operations specialist. After completing officers’ training, she was deployed to Kuwait in 2008 to train the country’s counter-terrorism units.

    “Although there are not very many Hindus in Hawaii, I never felt discriminated against. I never really gave it a second thought growing up that any other reality existed, or that it was not the same everywhere,” Gabbard said in a statement soon after she took an unbeatable lead over her Republican challenger.

    “On my last trip to the mainland, I met a man who told me that his teenage daughter felt embarrassed about her faith, but after meeting me, she’s no longer feeling that way,” Gabbard said.

    “He was so happy that my being elected to Congress would give hope to hundreds and thousands of young Hindus in America, that they can be open about their faith, and even run for office, without fear of being discriminated against or attacked because of their religion,” Gabbard said.

    At 21, Gabbard became the youngest person elected to the Hawaii legislature. At 23, she was the state’s first elected official to voluntarily resign to go to war. At 28, she was the first woman to be presented with an award by the Kuwait Army National Guard.

    (Source: faineemae, via mistyknights)

    — 6 months ago with 9219 notes